Use this page to create a block of random text, based on the words of Jesus as found in the Gospel of Matthew. To use, simply enter the number of sentences you'd like in the Sentences box and click the Go button.

Note: this page is meant as an interesting reference on the biblical text of the King James Version. While its output may at times seem humorous, no disrespect to the Bible or to Christians is intended.

In fact, this site could be considered a valuable aid to bible study. Through the use of a powerful randomizing algorithm, the style of Christ's statements are revealed. Even though they are random, the words of the generator will sound, to the seasoned Bible student, interestingly familiar.

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